Comedian, Heroine, and America!

Comedian, Heroine, and America!

Intrigued by the title of this blog? Comedian and Heroine are performance artists, but how is America related to them? Read on to find out.

Sun will eat a banana

Following the banana-eating habits of the Chinese is not among my several queer hobbies; but I’ll make an exception for Justin Sun, who plans to eat the banana he bought on 20 Nov 2024 at Sotheby’s auction for $6.2 million (INR 52 crores). The new owner said, “In the coming days, I plan to personally (italics mine) eat the banana as part of this unique artistic experience.”

(Hi, Mr. Sun. Do you sometimes eat a banana impersonally?)

Why didn’t Sun eat it right away, you might wonder? Well, the auction took place at New York, the winning bid was submitted by his agent while Sun watched the proceedings from Hongkong!

Once the banana is flown to Hongkong, after paying the freight, insurance, export and import duties, and satisfying the customs officials that the banana met the prescribed standards (Maximum Residue Limit, Traceability, Phyto-sanitary, etc.); Sun will eventually get to eat the banana he bought, no longer very fresh but hopefully before expiry of the ‘Eat By’ date. Possibly, he will eat his Fruit Art in a public ceremony under media coverage, and not in the privacy of his penthouse in a Hongkong high-rise building.

Comedian by Cattelan

Justin Sun, a smart cryptocurrency entrepreneur, didn’t buy an ordinary banana for 52 crores; he bought the third iteration of ‘Comedian’ created by the Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan.

“No other artwork from the twenty-first century has provoked scandal, sparked imagination, and upended the very definition of contemporary art like Maurizio Cattelan’s Comedian, whose debut at Art Basel Miami Beach in December 2019 captivated the world.” (Sothebys.com)

The  artist had bought the solitary Cavendish yellow banana from a super-store, and fastened it on the museum wall with a strip of silver-colour duct tape. The artefact became an instant sensation, and sold for $120000, but was eaten during the show on 22 Dec 2019 by David Datuna, a visitor who felt ‘hungry’.

Cattelan’s art was eaten, once again, by Noh Huyn-soo, a South Korean college student who during his visit to Seoul’s Leeum Museum of Art yanked the banana off the wall and ate it ignoring the alarmed cry of a museum staffer. When he was done, he reattached the peel to its spot on the wall. (www.npr.org)

‘Hungry kya? Banana-Art kha!’ That could be the catchy slogan to sell an innovative product, Edible Art, for the 21st century’s loaded connoisseurs hungry for unique artistic experience.

‘America’: Solid Gold Toilet

In 2016, Cattelan had created ‘America,’, a solid gold toilet;  the artist’s satirical commentary on wealth, excess, and the American dream. First exhibited at the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum in New York City, where it was installed in one of the museum's bathrooms for visitors to use. Over 100,000 people reportedly waited in line to experience it.

 The artwork was later loaned to Blenheim Palace in the UK, where it was installed in a water closet formerly used by Winston Churchill. Unfortunately, it was stolen in September 2019, causing significant damage and flooding to the historic site. The stolen artwork has not yet been recovered. Are the perpetrators of the heist putting it to good use, or have they deposited it in a secure vault to be taken out and sold at an opportune time?

Invisible Art

In 2022, an Invisible Artwork by French artist Yves Klein sold for more than $1 Million at Sotheby’s. The winning bidder received a receipt for a “zone of empty space,” created by Klein in 1959.

“Klein sold several such invisible “zones”—each instantiated by a receipt—between 1959 and his death in 1962, accepting only pure gold as payment. Usually, the exchange occasioned a ritual: the purchaser of the artwork would burn the receipt while Klein himself would drop half of the gold into the Seine river. The act, according to the artist, “rebalanced the natural order” between buyer and seller.”  (news.artnet.com)

Heroine by Prasanna

Nov 22, 2024 is a memorable day for Prasanna, a late-blooming artist who created his debut masterpiece Heroine by fastening a humble vegetable to a photo-frame with a strip of cream-colour duct-tape, elevating it to an artwork. His previous artworks in collaboration with Dall-e and Bing are not counted since those were created in partnership; with ideas by the human artist and execution by AI.

 


Title 1: Heroine, No Comedienne!

Title 2: Edible Art, No Lady’s Body-Part!

Minimum Bid Price: $1000

Payment: Bitcoin also accepted.

Guidelines/Protocol for Installation of Heroine:

·      Photo-frame dimensions: Outer (23x18 cm), Inner (15.2x10.8 cm)

·      Okra: Organic, fresh, spotless, shiny but not bathed in green chemical colour; Dimension: Length (including stalk)-10 cm, Diametre-1.2 cm (Butt diameter given, Intermediate & Apical diameter will be provided to the buyer!)

·      Display Height: 165 cm

·      How to Eat? Wash it well; then eat raw, tawa-fried, deep-fried Kurkure, or curried with or without tomato.

Kumbh Mela

Cattelan might have inadvertently hurt the sentiments of some Hindus by trivialising the banana, a sacred fruit loved by Lord Vishnu. To wash off the sin, he should visit Kumbh Mela 2025 and take a holy dip in Ganga, purified by decades of Namami Gange project. Fully air-conditioned tents are available in the mega tent-city being erected by the government of UP. The artist can easily afford to book one such tent.


(Comedian by Cattelan; Image Source: Sotheby's portal)

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Comedian, Heroine, and America!

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